Lurking within dark corners of the Alpha Quadrant, where even Klingons fear to tread, comes the two-headed beast known as the Gorgonized Dorks! These inhuman creatures would gladly chew to bits all manner of music, then spit out a venomous horror of aural putridity that would render hapless souls forever deafened. Presented here are some of these alien transmissions where bizarre and unearthly sounds echo across the universe, captured by the brave scientists at Grandpa Spaceship, and brought straight to you via the interweb! Listen and let these audio signals hypnotize you... Submit to the power of the Gorgonized Dorks... Resistance is definitely futile!